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Record Archives for 2005-2006 Academic Year

Archive entries are in reverse chronological order.
SUMMER 2006

Week of August 14, 2006

Fall 2006 Initial Reading Assignments and Course Materials: Updated List Available.
Reading assignments for the first week of the Fall semester are available on the Fall 2006 Term Information page -- click here, or go to the main Student Portal page and click on the Fall '06 link under "Academic term information." (Please note: The list of initial assignments has been updated since it was first posted last week, and may be updated again if we receive additional assignments.) Not all professors submit initial assignments, so do not be concerned if there is no listing for one or more of your Fall courses. The list of initial assignments may be updated periodically if we receive additional assignments.

If you have not yet returned to school, you may ask the bookstore to hold your Fall course materials for you until you arrive, or for an extra fee you may request that the books be mailed to you. If you would like to take advantage of either of these options, call the bookstore at 312/906-5605. In addition, you may order your course books over the Internet by clicking on the Bookstore link on the Student Portal page.

Fall 2006 Course Information Updates. Course information updates for Fall 2006 classes are available on the Fall 2006 Term Information page. Most of these changes have been previously announced. A revised version of the Fall class schedule incorporating these changes, as well as revised course and exam grids, will be available later this week outside the third floor cafeteria and on the Fall 2006 Term Information page.

Bookstore Hours. The bookstore's hours are available on the Fall 2006 Term Information page.

Additional Spring 2006 CALI Award Winners. Congratulations to the following student, who received the highest grade in the courses indicated. Other CALI Award winners were announced in the last issue of the Record; the complete list of CALI winners is linked to this page.

International Patent Law: Francisco Castro
Adv. Litigation Strategies in Domestic Relations (LL.M. course): Katherine M. Johnson

New ID Cards for Continuing Students. On July 20, the Law School introduced a new system for managing computer lab printing and Library photocopying services. The new system entails two significant changes:

The new system uses centrally stored accounts that are linked to your photo ID card. All students will now have a "cash account" into which personal funds may be deposited for use with Library photocopiers or computer lab printers.

Law School students will have an additional "printing account" which will be reset to the equivalent of 400 pages of printing at the start of each semester. The print release stations in the Law School computer labs will allow you to choose which account each of your print jobs is charged to.

All students must obtain a new photo ID card in order to use Library photocopying services and/or Law School computer lab printing services. If you are a continuing student, you may pick up your new card in the Registrar's office. Summer hours for the Registrar's office are: Monday-Thursday 8:30-6:00, Friday 8:30-12:00. We will also schedule distribution dates in the main lobby during the first week of classes.

London Law Consortium: Brochures Available. Chicago-Kent offers a semester of legal study in London each Spring semester as part of a consortium with six other schools. If you are interested in the London Law Consortium for the Spring 2007 semester, please pick up a copy of the program brochure from Denise Lang outside my office (Suite 320C). Spaces in the program will be allocated on a first-come, first-served basis. We must submit to the program administrators completed applications from all of our participating students no later than Tuesday, September 5, 2006. If you wish to discuss the program in more detail, contact Professor David Rudstein (drudstei@kentlaw.edu; 312/906-5354).

Joke of the Week. A farmer is driving a manure cart, which breaks down in front of the county mental hospital. A patient leans out of the window and shouts, "What's that manure for?" The farmer says, "I'm going to put it on my strawberries." The patients, responds, "We may be crazy in here, but we put whipped cream on ours!"

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "The End of Summer," by Rachel Hadas.

Weeks of July 31 & August 7, 2006 (revised 8/11/06)

Fall 2006 Initial Reading Assignments and Course Materials. Reading assignments for the first week of the Fall semester are available on the Fall 2006 Term Information page -- click here, or go to the main Student Portal page and click on the Fall '06 link under "Academic term information." Not all professors submit initial assignments, so do not be concerned if there is no listing for one or more of your Fall courses. The list of initial assignments may be updated periodically if we receive additional assignments.

If you have not yet returned to school, you may ask the bookstore to hold your Fall course materials for you until you arrive, or for an extra fee you may request that the books be mailed to you. If you would like to take advantage of either of these options, call the bookstore at 312/906-5605. In addition, you may order your course books over the Internet by clicking on the Bookstore link on the Student Portal page.

Spring 2006 CALI Award Winners. The CALI Excellence for the Future Award, sponsored by the Center for Computer-Assisted Legal Instruction, is given to the student or students who receive the highest grade in each section of each course. The CALI award winners for Spring 2006 courses are linked to this page. If a section or a course is not listed, that means the professor elected not to give a CALI award, or we have not yet heard from the professor. Congratulations to all of you who received an award -- you should be proud of your achievement.

New ID Cards for Continuing Students. On July 20, the Law School introduced a new system for managing computer lab printing and Library photocopying services. The new system entails two significant changes:

The new system uses centrally stored accounts that are linked to your photo ID card. All students will now have a "cash account" into which personal funds may be deposited for use with Library photocopiers or computer lab printers.

Law School students will have an additional "printing account" which will be reset to the equivalent of 400 pages of printing at the start of each semester. The print release stations in the Law School computer labs will allow you to choose which account each of your print jobs is charged to.

All students must obtain a new photo ID card in order to use Library photocopying services and/or Law School computer lab printing services. If you are a continuing student, you may pick up your new card in the Registrar's office. Summer hours for the Registrar's office are: Monday-Thursday 8:30-6:00, Friday 8:30-12:00.

Notice to Recent Graduates. If you are graduating this semester, please read the information below about your Kent e-mail, printing, and network accounts and your locker. If you have any questions, please let me know. Note: If you are not graduating this semester, you will keep your e-mail account and locker until you graduate.

E-mail and Network Accounts. E-mail and network accounts will be terminated on Monday, July 31. However, IIT offers a free e-mail service to all alumni. (The e-mail address on the account will not be the same as your current Kentlaw e-mail address; it will be an IIT address.) For details, go to the CLC's Record page, or click here.

Clearing Out Lockers. Please clear your lockers out no later than Tuesday, August 1. Anything left in lockers after that date will be removed. If you are unable to clear your locker out by that date, please contact me to make arrangeents for your locker contents to be set aside for you.

London Law Consortium: Brochures Available. Chicago-Kent offers a semester of legal study in London each Spring semester as part of a consortium with six other schools. If you are interested in the London Law Consortium for the Spring 2007 semester, please pick up a copy of the program brochure from Denise Lang outside my office (Suite 320C). Spaces in the program will be allocated on a first-come, first-served basis. We must submit to the program administrators completed applications from all of our participating students no later than Tuesday, September 5, 2006. If you wish to discuss the program in more detail, contact Professor David Rudstein (drudstei@kentlaw.edu; 312/906-5354).

Joke of the Week. A guy shows up in a doctor's office and says, "Help! I think I'm a moth!" The doctor says, "I don't think I can help you -- you need the psychiatrist next door. Why on earth did you come to me?" The guy replies, "Your light was on."

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "Off the Record," by Ronald Wallace.

Weeks of July 17 & 24, 2006

Summer 2006 Exams.

Exam Schedule.
The final exams for the Summer term are listed in the Schedule of Classes available here. E-mail notifications were sent last week with your classroom assignment for your exam(s). If you did not receive an e-mail notification, please contact me.

Class Ranks for Spring 2006. The class ranks as of the end of the Spring 2006 semester have been posted and are available through Web for Students.

Orientation Leaders and Mentors Wanted. Each year, entering students tell us that much of their most informative and valuable information comes from other students. As someone who has been there, your advice can be critical to the success of our incoming class. As an Orientation Leader, your tasks may include leading a lunch discussion with a group of students on the first day of Orientation (Monday, August 21); helping take ID photos; answering questions and giving advice; and whatever other help we end up needing. As a Mentor, you will be paired with one or two first-year students to provide one-on-one advice and guidance about adjusting to the law school experience.

If interested in being a mentor: Fill out the online form linked to this page by July 28, 2006. You will be contacted with your match information before or during Orientation week.

If interested in being an Orientation Leader: Please e-mail me at ssowle@kentlaw.edu with the following information:

-Name
-Are you available to lead a lunch discussion with a group of students (divided by Legal Writing section) on Monday, August 21, 12:00-1:00? (If so, please provide the name of your first-year Legal Writing professor.)
-Are you available to assist with ID photos on Monday, August 21, 1:00-3:00 pm, and/or 7:20-8:00 pm?
-Are you available for general assistance with Orientation activities on Tuesday, August 22 and/or Wednesday, August 23?

Notice to Recent Graduates. If you are graduating this semester, please read the information below about your Kent e-mail, printing, and network accounts and your locker. If you have any questions, please let me know. Note: If you are not graduating this semester, you will keep your e-mail account and locker until you graduate.

E-mail and Network Accounts. Printing accounts will be terminated on Monday, May 22. E-mail and network accounts will be terminated on Monday, July 31 (the Monday after the summer bar exam). However, IIT offers a free e-mail service to all alumni. More information about alumni e-mail accounts will be e-mailed to you at a later date, and will be posted on the Computer Center's Record page. The alumni accounts will likely be created in early July. (Note: The e-mail address on the account will *not* be the same as your current Kentlaw e-mail address -- it will be an IIT address.)

Clearing Out Lockers. Please clear your lockers out no later than Tuesday, August 1. Anything left in lockers after that date will be removed. If you are unable to clear your locker out by that date, please contact me to make arrangeents for your locker contents to be set aside for you.

Joke of the Week. Question: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Answer: He heard that the referee was calling fowls.

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "The Sense of the Sleight-of-Hand Man," by Wallace Stevens.

Weeks of July 3 & 10, 2006

Summer 2006 Exams.

Exam Schedule.
The final exams for the Summer term are listed in the Schedule of Classes available here. You will be notified of the classroom assignments for your exams prior to the start of exam period.

Exam Reschedule Requests. The Student Handbook requires that you take your final exams at the times scheduled unless you have an exam conflict (as defined below), or you have a "serious illness or other extraordinary or compelling reason" beyond your control. If you have an exam conflict or believe you have other reasons justifying the rescheduling of an exam, please contact Amanda Kastern (akastern@kentla.edu) no later than Tuesday, July 11, 2006.

Under the new policy adopted by the faculty in December, a student is deemed to have an "exam conflict" if the student has two exams at the same time, or has two or more exams within 24 hours (e.g., exams at 8:30 a.m. and 6:00 p.m., or at 6:00 p.m. and 1:15 the following afternoon). A conflict does not exist if two exams are scheduled exactly 24 hours apart (e.g., exams at 8:30 a.m. one morning and 8:30 a.m. the next morning).

•Exams on Computer Sign-up. Many professors allow students to take their exams on computer (either lab computers or students' own laptops, or both). Registration for taking exams on computer will begin on Thursday, July 6 and will end on Wednesday, July 12. To register beginning July 6, log into your Webmail account, click on the Web for Students icon, and navigate to the appropriate form.

Class Ranks for Spring 2006. The class ranks as of the end of the Spring 2006 semester have been posted and are available through Web for Students.

New Chicago-Kent Law Review Members. I'm happy to report that the students listed below have been invited to join the Chicago-Kent Law Review based on their academic performance:

Frank H. Bieszczat Rajeev Khurana
Joseph A. Brabender Dana E. Lobelle
Amy Z. Chiang Michael N. Loterstein
Jennifer C. Erhard Rice Lindsey N. Marcus
Jessica K. Fender Rachel E. Moran
Jedediah B. Forkner Jamie T. Newton
Caleb S. Fox Troy D. Smith
Joshua A. Gad-Harf Sarah F. Suma
Hunter Hogan Paula K. Villela
Jonathan R. Kanter Elena N. Vranas
Elizabeth C. Katzman Kristin M. Weber

London Law Consortium: Brochures Available. Chicago-Kent offers a semester of legal study in London each Spring semester as part of a consortium with six other schools. If you are interested in the London Law Consortium for the Spring 2007 semester, please pick up a copy of the program brochure from Denise Lang outside my office (Suite 320C). Spaces in the program will be allocated on a first-come, first-served basis. We must submit to the program administrators completed applications from all of our participating students no later than Tuesday, September 5, 2006. If you wish to discuss the program in more detail, contact Professor David Rudstein (drudstei@kentlaw.edu; 312/906-5354).

Orientation Leaders and Mentors Wanted.
Each year, entering students tell us that much of their most informative and valuable information comes from other students. As someone who has been there, your advice can be critical to the success of our incoming class. As an Orientation Leader, your tasks may include leading a lunch discussion with a group of students on the first day of Orientation (Monday, August 21); helping take ID photos; answering questions and giving advice; and whatever other help we end up needing. As a Mentor, you will be paired with one or two first-year students to provide one-on-one advice and guidance about adjusting to the law school experience.

If interested in being a mentor: Fill out the online form linked to this page by July 28, 2006. You will be contacted with your match information before or during Orientation week.

If interested in being an Orientation Leader: Please e-mail me at ssowle@kentlaw.edu with the following information:

-Name
-Are you available to lead a lunch discussion with a group of students (divided by Legal Writing section) on Monday, August 21, 12:00-1:00? (If so, please provide the name of your first-year Legal Writing professor.)
-Are you available to assist with ID photos on Monday, August 21, 1:00-3:00 pm, and/or 7:20-8:00 pm?
-Are you available for general assistance with Orientation activities on Tuesday, August 22 and/or Wednesday, August 23?

Notice to Recent Graduates. If you are graduating this semester, please read the information below about your Kent e-mail, printing, and network accounts and your locker. If you have any questions, please let me know. Note: If you are not graduating this semester, you will keep your e-mail account and locker until you graduate.

E-mail and Network Accounts. Printing accounts will be terminated on Monday, May 22. E-mail and network accounts will be terminated on Monday, July 31 (the Monday after the summer bar exam). However, IIT offers a free e-mail service to all alumni. More information about alumni e-mail accounts will be e-mailed to you at a later date, and will be posted on the Computer Center's Record page. The alumni accounts will likely be created in early July. (Note: The e-mail address on the account will *not* be the same as your current Kentlaw e-mail address -- it will be an IIT address.)

Clearing Out Lockers. Please clear your lockers out no later than Tuesday, August 1. Anything left in lockers after that date will be removed. If you are unable to clear your locker out by that date, please contact me to make arrangeents for your locker contents to be set aside for you.

Joke of the Week. Question: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Answer: Pumpkin pi.

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "Ode, July 4, 1857," by Ralph Waldo Emerson.


Weeks of June 19 & 26, 2006

Continuing Students: Help Us Improve Orientation. Following is a message from Mark Hoffman, who is helping us organize the upcoming Orientation program for incoming students:

Dear fellow Kent students - My name is Mark Hoffman and I'm writing to introduce myself and ask you for your assistance. I just finished my first year at Kent in the evening division and am assisting Dean Sowle and Amanda Kastern (the Director of Student Services) with planning orientation. If you have any ideas of how to make orientation as effective as possible, or you'd like to assist with orientation, please contact me at: Mhoffman@kentlaw.edu.

Notice to Graduating Seniors. If you are graduating this semester, please read the information below about your Kent e-mail, printing, and network accounts and your locker. If you have any questions, please let me know. Note: If you are not graduating this semester, you will keep your e-mail account and locker until you graduate.

E-mail and Network Accounts. Printing accounts will be terminated on Monday, May 22. E-mail and network accounts will be terminated on Monday, July 31 (the Monday after the summer bar exam). However, IIT offers a free e-mail service to all alumni. More information about alumni e-mail accounts will be e-mailed to you at a later date, and will be posted on the Computer Center's Record page. The alumni accounts will likely be created in early July. (Note: The e-mail address on the account will *not* be the same as your current Kentlaw e-mail address -- it will be an IIT address.)

Clearing Out Lockers. Please clear your lockers out no later than Tuesday, August 1. Anything left in lockers after that date will be removed. If you are unable to clear your locker out by that date, please contact me to make arrangeents for your locker contents to be set aside for you.

Fall 2006 Course Information Updates. Course information updates for Fall 2006 classes are available on the Fall 2006 Term Information page, which may also be accessed through the main Student Portal page (click on the Fall '06 link under "Academic term information"). Some of these changes have been previously announced; further changes may be made before the start of Fall classes. A revised version of the Fall class schedule incorporating these changes, as well as revised course and exam grids, are available on the Fall 2006 Term Information page.

Joke of the Week. "The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of golf clubs." (Henny Youngman)

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "The Man in the Dead Machine," by Donald Hall (the new poet laureate of the United States).


Weeks of June 5 & 12, 2006

Notice to Graduating Seniors. If you are graduating this semester, please read the information below about your Kent e-mail, printing, and network accounts and your locker. If you have any questions, please let me know. Note: If you are not graduating this semester, you will keep your e-mail account and locker until you graduate.

E-mail and Network Accounts. Printing accounts will be terminated on Monday, May 22. E-mail and network accounts will be terminated on Monday, July 31 (the Monday after the summer bar exam). However, IIT offers a free e-mail service to all alumni. More information about alumni e-mail accounts will be e-mailed to you at a later date, and will be posted on the Computer Center's Record page. The alumni accounts will likely be created in early July. (Note: The e-mail address on the account will *not* be the same as your current Kentlaw e-mail address -- it will be an IIT address.)

Clearing Out Lockers. Please clear your lockers out no later than Tuesday, August 1. Anything left in lockers after that date will be removed. If you are unable to clear your locker out by that date, please contact me to make arrangeents for your locker contents to be set aside for you.

Fall 2006 Course Information Updates. Course information updates for Fall 2006 classes are available on the Fall 2006 Term Information page, which may also be accessed through the main Student Portal page (click on the Fall '06 link under "Academic term information"). Some of these changes have been previously announced; further changes may be made before the start of Fall classes. A revised version of the Fall class schedule incorporating these changes, as well as revised course and exam grids, are available on the Fall 2006 Term Information page.

Joke of the Week. Did you hear about the thieves who broke into the police station and stole all the toilets? The police say they have nothing to go on.

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "Variations on the Word Love," by Margaret Atwood.

Weeks of May 22 & 29, 2006

Summer 2006 Term Information.

•Classroom Assignments. The Schedule of Classes for the Summer 2006 term, including classroom assignments, is available here.

•Initial Reading Assignments. A list of initial reading assignments for Summer 2006 courses is available here, and print copies are available on the table outside the third floor cafeteria. Please note: If a course is not listed, that means we did not receive an initial assignment from the professor.

Fall 2006 Initial Reading Assignments and Course Materials. A list of initial reading assignments for Fall 2006 courses will be posted here and through the main Student Portal page (click on the Fall '06 link) no later than Friday, August 4.

You may ask the bookstore to hold your Fall course materials for you when they arrive, or for an extra fee you may request that the books be mailed to you over the summer. If you would like to take advantage of either of these options, stop by the bookstore before you leave, or call the bookstore at 312/906-5605. In addition, you may order your course books over the Internet by clicking on the Bookstore link on the Student Portal page.

Notice to Graduating Seniors. If you are graduating this semester, please read the information below about your Kent e-mail, printing, and network accounts and your locker. If you have any questions, please let me know. Note: If you are not graduating this semester, you will keep your e-mail account and locker until you graduate.

E-mail and Network Accounts. Printing accounts will be terminated on Monday, May 22. E-mail and network accounts will be terminated on Monday, July 31 (the Monday after the summer bar exam). However, IIT offers a free e-mail service to all alumni. More information about alumni e-mail accounts will be e-mailed to you at a later date, and will be posted on the Computer Center's Record page. The alumni accounts will likely be created in early July. (Note: The e-mail address on the account will *not* be the same as your current Kentlaw e-mail address -- it will be an IIT address.)

Clearing Out Lockers. Please clear your lockers out no later than Tuesday, August 1. Anything left in lockers after that date will be removed. If you are unable to clear your locker out by that date, please contact me to make arrangeents for your locker contents to be set aside for you.

Joke of the Week. Question: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Answer: Pumpkin pi.

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "Sheltered Garden," by H.D.

SPRING 2006

W
eek of May 15, 2006

Have a Nice Summer!
Congratulations on (almost) completing the school year. For those of you who will be back next year, I hope you have a productive and restful summer. For those who are graduating this semester, I look forward to seeing you at Commencement -- and I wish you good luck on the bar and in starting your careers.

Spring 2006 Final Exams.

•Exam Schedule. The final exam schedule for the current semester is available here. You should have received an e-mail from the Registrar's office with room assignments for your exams. If you have not received that information, you can find it by logging into your Web for Students account and clicking on the "Spring 2006" link under "Schedule" (on the left hand menu), then scrolling down.

•Exam Emergencies. If an emergency occurs that may prevent you from taking a final exam, you or someone on your behalf should call me (312/906-5282) or Amanda Kastern (312/906-5247) as soon as possible. If you cannot reach either of us, call the Registrar's office (312/906-5080). Do not contact your professor about any problem connected with your exam, as this may compromise your anonymity. Please read Section VII of the Student Handbook, which contains the rules governing exams, exam conflicts, make-up exams, missed exams, and related issues; and review Article II of the Code of Conduct in the Student Handbook.

•Cell Phones During Exams. You are not permitted to use a cell phone during any exam, including during any restroom breaks. If you have a cell phone with you during an exam, it must be turned off and stored out of sight.

•Consulting Laptops During Exams. Unless your professor specifically authorizes it, you may not consult materials (notes, outlines, etc.) stored on your laptop computer during an open book or limited open book exam; you are limited to consulting print materials authorized by your professor. Please note: This is separate from the issue of whether you may write your exam on your own laptop. The limitation described above applies whether you are writing your exam by hand or on a lab or laptop computer.

•Access to Computer Labs During Exams. Because we use the computer labs during many of the exam slots during exam period, access for other purposes (e.g., printing out papers or exam outlines) is limited. Please keep in mind that there is a printer in the 5th Floor Student Lounge that you can use if the labs are all in use.

Summer 2006 Term Information.

•Classroom Assignments. The Schedule of Classes for the Summer 2006 term, including classroom assignments, is available here.

•Initial Reading Assignments. A list of initial reading assignments for Summer 2006 courses will be available no later than Monday, May 15. It will be linked to this page, and available on the main Student Portal page (click on the Summer '06 link). Please note: If a course is not listed, that means we did not receive an initial assignment from the professor.

Fall 2006 Registration. The initial registration period is now over. If you have not already done so, please log back into the online registration system to see what classes you were admitted into. You may make adjustments to your schedule through the end of the second week of the Fall semester. The Fall 2006 Registration Bulletin, which includes the final schedule of Fall classes and course and exam grids, is available outside the third floor cafeteria. Online versions of these documents, and of the preliminary Spring 2007 schedule, are available through the online registration link and the main Student Portal page.

Please note the following corrections/changes to the Fall schedule:

*Law, Policy & International Development: This class will be offered with a seminar/course option (previously it was listed only as a seminar). The class will meet Thursdays 4:00-5:50 pm. For those taking it as a course, the exam will be Thursday, December 14, 6:00 pm. If you want to register for the class as a course, use course number 465-081. If you want to register for the class as a seminar, use course number 670-081. (If you have already registered for the class as a seminar, you do not need to re-register.)

*Environmental Law & Policy 1 (426-081): The class grids correctly listed this course as meeting Mon./Wed. 4:00-5:25 pm; the schedule of classes listed it incorrectly as meeting Tues./Thurs. (It will meet Mon./Wed.)

*Labor/Employment Class (266-001): The class grid correctly listed this course as meeting Tues. 9:35-10:30 am; the schedule of classes listed it as both Tues. and Wed. (it will meet only on Tuesdays).

*Litigation Technology (254-081): This class will meet Saturdays, 9:00-12:00 noon, not Wednesdays 6:00-9:00 pm.

*Employment Discrimination (3650-001): The final exam for Prof. Eglit's day section of Employment Discrimination will be Monday, Dec. 18, 8:30 am (not Wednesday, Dec. 13).

*Personal Income Tax (276-051) and Remedies (280-051): The exam dates on the evening division schedule were incorrect for these courses. The exams will be Thursday, Dec. 21, 6:00 (the schedule listed these on the correct date, but erroneously said it was Friday).

Fall 2006 Initial Reading Assignments and Course Materials. A list of initial reading assignments for Fall 2006 courses will be posted on the main Student Portal page (click on the Fall '06 link) no later than Friday, August 4.

You may ask the bookstore to hold your Fall course materials for you when they arrive, or for an extra fee you may request that the books be mailed to you over the summer. If you would like to take advantage of either of these options, stop by the bookstore before you leave, or call the bookstore at 312/906-5605. In addition, you may order your course books over the Internet by clicking on the Bookstore link on the Student Portal page.

Joke of the Week. You don't need a parachute to go skydiving -- you need a parachute to go skydiving twice. (Thanks to Bill Mette for this week's joke.)

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "Observation," by Dorothy Parker.

Week of May 8, 2006

Spring 2006 Final Exams.

•Exam Schedule. The final exam schedule for the current semester is available here. You should have received an e-mail from the Registrar's office with room assignments for your exams. If you have not received that information, you can find it by logging into your Web for Students account and clicking on the "Spring 2006" link under "Schedule" (on the left hand menu), then scrolling down.

•Exam Emergencies. If an emergency occurs that may prevent you from taking a final exam, you or someone on your behalf should call me (312/906-5282) or Amanda Kastern (312/906-5247) as soon as possible. If you cannot reach either of us, call the Registrar's office (312/906-5080). Do not contact your professor about any problem connected with your exam, as this may compromise your anonymity. Please read Section VII of the Student Handbook, which contains the rules governing exams, exam conflicts, make-up exams, missed exams, and related issues; and review Article II of the Code of Conduct in the Student Handbook.

•Cell Phones During Exams. You are not permitted to use a cell phone during any exam, including during any restroom breaks. If you have a cell phone with you during an exam, it must be turned off and stored out of sight.

•Consulting Laptops During Exams. Unless your professor specifically authorizes it, you may not consult materials (notes, outlines, etc.) stored on your laptop computer during an open book or limited open book exam; you are limited to consulting print materials authorized by your professor. Please note: This is separate from the issue of whether you may write your exam on your own laptop. The limitation described above applies whether you are writing your exam by hand or on a lab or laptop computer.

•Access to Computer Labs During Exams. Because we use the computer labs during many of the exam slots during exam period, access for other purposes (e.g., printing out papers or exam outlines) is limited. Please keep in mind that there is a printer in the 5th Floor Student Lounge that you can use if the labs are all in use.

•Availability of Professors' Old Exams. Many professors make their old exams available for students to review. Exams dating from 1992 and before are bound in volumes available in the 10th floor reading room in the Library. Exams after 1992 are available online by going to http://library.kentlaw.edu/Services/students.htm, clicking on the Exams Database link on the left, and then clicking on the link indicated there.

Summer 2006 Term Information.

•Classroom Assignments. The Schedule of Classes for the Summer 2006 term, including classroom assignments, is available here.

•Initial Reading Assignments. A list of initial reading assignments for Summer 2006 courses will be available no later than Monday, May 15. It will be linked to this page, and available on the main Student Portal page (click on the Summer '06 link). Please note: If a course is not listed, that means we did not receive an initial assignment from the professor.

Fall 2006 Registration. The initial registration period is now over. If you have not already done so, please log back into the online registration system to see what classes you were admitted into. You may make adjustments to your schedule through the end of the second week of the Fall semester. The Fall 2006 Registration Bulletin, which includes the final schedule of Fall classes and course and exam grids, is available outside the third floor cafeteria. Online versions of these documents, and of the preliminary Spring 2007 schedule, are available through the online registration link and the main Student Portal page.

Please note the following corrections to the Fall schedule:

*Environmental Law & Policy 1 (426-081): The class grids correctly listed this course as meeting Mon./Wed. 4:00-5:25 pm; the schedule of classes listed it incorrectly as meeting Tues./Thurs. (It will meet Mon./Wed.)

*Labor/Employment Class (266-001): The class grid correctly listed this course as meeting Tues. 9:35-10:30 am; the schedule of classes listed it as both Tues. and Wed. (it will meet only on Tuesdays).

*Litigation Technology (254-081): This class will meet Saturdays, 9:00-12:00 noon, not Wednesdays 6:00-9:00 pm.

*Employment Discrimination (3650-001): The final exam for Prof. Eglit's day section of Employment Discrimination will be Monday, Dec. 18, 8:30 am (not Wednesday, Dec. 13).

*Personal Income Tax (276-051) and Remedies (280-051): The exam dates on the evening division schedule were incorrect for these courses. The exams will be Thursday, Dec. 21, 6:00 (the schedule listed these on the correct date, but erroneously said it was Friday).

Fall 2006 Initial Reading Assignments and Course Materials. A list of initial reading assignments for Fall 2006 courses will be posted on the main Student Portal page (click on the Fall '06 link) no later than Friday, August 4.

You may ask the bookstore to hold your Fall course materials for you when they arrive, or for an extra fee you may request that the books be mailed to you over the summer. If you would like to take advantage of either of these options, stop by the bookstore before you leave, or call the bookstore at 312/906-5605. In addition, you may order your course books over the Internet by clicking on the Bookstore link on the Student Portal page.

Joke of the Week. Question: Why do anarchists drink horrible tea? Answer: Because proper tea is theft!

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "Jabberwocky," by Lewis Carroll.

Week of May 1, 2006

Academic Calendar Reminder.
Please note the following dates for the closing weeks of the Spring semester:

Monday, May 1: Monday classes meet (King Birthday make-up)
Tuesday, May 2: Last day of classes: Friday classes meet (Good Friday make-up)

Read Period runs from Wednesday, May 3 through Sunday, May 7. Exams begin Monday, May 8 and end on Friday, May 19.

Fall 2006 Registration. The final Fall 2006 schedule, the Registration Bulletin, and the course and exam grids are available by clicking here or by going to the main Student Portal page (click on the Fall '06 link). Print copies are available outside the third floor cafeteria. Registration runs through Monday, May 1. You may register at any time during that period.

After the end of the registration period, the registration requests will be processed according to each student’s registration priority. In other words, registration will not be conducted on a first-come, first-served basis; as long as you register during the designated period, you will have an equal chance of being admitted to a class as other students within your registration priority group. To learn what classes you have been admitted into, you must check the online registration site on or after Wednesday, May 3. Registering for a class during the initial registration period is no guarantee that you will be admitted into the class – you must check the web site on or after Wednesday, May 3 to learn what classes you have been admitted into.

Please note the following corrections to the Fall schedule:

*Environmental Law & Policy 1 (426-081): The class grids correctly listed this course as meeting Mon./Wed. 4:00-5:25 pm; the schedule of classes listed it incorrectly as meeting Tues./Thurs. (It will meet Mon./Wed.)

*Labor/Employment Class (266-001): The class grid correctly listed this course as meeting Tues. 9:35-10:30 am; the schedule of classes listed it as both Tues. and Wed. (it will meet only on Tuesdays).

*Litigation Technology (254-081): This class will meet Saturdays, 9:00-12:00 noon, not Wednesdays 6:00-9:00 pm.

*Employment Discrimination (3650-001): The final exam for Prof. Eglit's day section of Employment Discrimination will be Monday, Dec. 18, 8:30 am (not Wednesday, Dec. 13).

*Personal Income Tax (276-051) and Remedies (280-051): The exam dates on the evening division schedule were incorrect for these courses. The exams will be Thursday, Dec. 21, 6:00 (the schedule listed these on the correct date, but erroneously said it was Friday).

Spring 2007 Preliminary Schedule. The preliminary schedule of classes for the Spring 2007 semester is available by clicking here or by going to the main Student Portal page (click on the Spring '07 link). Print copies are available outside the third floor cafeteria. Please note: This schedule is only preliminary – there will be additions to the class list and other changes made before the schedule is finalized. The final schedule will be issued during the Fall 2006 semester, when registration for Spring 2007 classes will also take place. If you have any questions or comments about the preliminary schedule, please feel free to contact me by e-mail (SSOWLE), phone (6-5282), or by stopping by my office (Rm. 320).

Intensive Trial Advocacy. Please note that registration for both the August 2006 and the January 2007 sessions of Intensive Trial Advocacy take place as part of Fall 2006 registration. See the listing for Intensive Trial Advocacy in the preliminary Schedule of Classes for details.

Spring 2006 Final Exams.

•Exam Schedule. The final exam schedule for the current semester is available here. You will be notified of the classroom assignments for your exams prior to the start of exam period.

•Exam Emergencies. If an emergency occurs that may prevent you from taking a final exam, you or someone on your behalf should call me (312/906-5282) or Amanda Kastern (312/906-5247) as soon as possible. If you cannot reach either of us, call the Registrar's office (312/906-5080). Do not contact your professor about any problem connected with your exam, as this may compromise your anonymity. Please read Section VII of the Student Handbook, which contains the rules governing exams, exam conflicts, make-up exams, missed exams, and related issues; and review Article II of the Code of Conduct in the Student Handbook.

•Cell Phones During Exams. You are not permitted to use a cell phone during any exam, including during any restroom breaks. If you have a cell phone with you during an exam, it must be turned off and stored out of sight.

•Consulting Laptops During Exams. Unless your professor specifically authorizes it, you may not consult materials (notes, outlines, etc.) stored on your laptop computer during an open book or limited open book exam; you are limited to consulting print materials authorized by your professor. Please note: This is separate from the issue of whether you may write your exam on your own laptop. The limitation described above applies whether you are writing your exam by hand or on a lab or laptop computer.

•Access to Computer Labs During Exams. Because we use the computer labs during many of the exam slots during exam period, access for other purposes (e.g., printing out papers or exam outlines) is limited. Please keep in mind that there is a printer in the 5th Floor Student Lounge that you can use if the labs are all in use.

•Availability of Professors' Old Exams. Many professors make their old exams available for students to review. Exams dating from 1992 and before are bound in volumes available in the 10th floor reading room in the Library. Exams after 1992 are available online by going to http://library.kentlaw.edu/Services/students.htm, clicking on the Exams Database link on the left, and then clicking on the link indicated there.

API Workshop on Client Development: Reduced Rate for Students. LATE BREAKING UPDATE: I have been informed that the API Workshop has been canceled due to lack of sufficient advance registration.

Week of April 24, 2006

Academic Calendar Reminder.
Please note the following dates for the closing weeks of the Spring semester:

Monday, May 1: Monday classes meet (King Birthday make-up)
Tuesday, May 2: Last day of classes: Friday classes meet (Good Friday make-up)

Read Period runs from Wednesday, May 3 through Sunday, May 7. Exams begin Monday, May 8 and end on Friday, May 19.

Fall 2006 Registration. The preliminary schedule of classes for the Fall 2006 semester is available outside the third floor cafeteria and through the main Student Portal page (click on the Fall '06 link). The final schedule and Registration Bulletin will be issued on Tuesday, April 25. Registration will take place from Thursday, April 27 through Monday, May 1. You may register at any time during that period.

After the end of the registration period, the registration requests will be processed according to each student’s registration priority. In other words, registration will not be conducted on a first-come, first-served basis; as long as you register during the designated period, you will have an equal chance of being admitted to a class as other students within your registration priority group. To learn what classes you have been admitted into, you must check the online registration site on or after Wednesday, May 3. Registering for a class during the initial registration period is no guarantee that you will be admitted into the class – you must check the web site on or after Wednesday, May 3 to learn what classes you have been admitted into.

"Where Do We Go From Here?" Program. This program introduces first-year students to the course requirements after the first year, the certificate programs offered by Chicago-Kent, and clinical, externship, and other program opportunities available to upper-level students. The program will be offered at the following times:

Day Division: Tuesday, April 25, 12:00 noon (Auditorium).
Evening Division: Wednesday, April 26, 6:00 pm (Auditorium).

Intensive Trial Advocacy. Please note that registration for both the August 2006 and the January 2007 sessions of Intensive Trial Advocacy take place as part of Fall 2006 registration. See the listing for Intensive Trial Advocacy in the preliminary Schedule of Classes for details.

Spring 2006 Final Exams.

•Exam Schedule. The final exam schedule for the current semester is available here. You will be notified of the classroom assignments for your exams prior to the start of exam period.

•Availability of Professors' Old Exams. Many professors make their old exams available for students to review. Exams dating from 1992 and before are bound in volumes available in the 10th floor reading room in the Library. Exams after 1992 are available online by going to http://library.kentlaw.edu/Services/students.htm, clicking on the Exams Database link on the left, and then clicking on the link indicated there.

Dean's Certificate for Illinois Bar Exam. We will mail a Dean's Certificate to the Illinois bar examiners for every graduating student after final grades for the Spring semester are received and processed, and we can confirm completion of all graduation requirements. We compile the list of graduating students from the list of those who submitted Applications for Graduation listing Spring 2006 as their final semester.

Bar Exams in Other Jurisdictions. If you plan to take a bar exam outside of Illinois, you should provide the Registrar with appropriate forms for the Law School to complete as soon as possible.

Joke of the Week. "Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage." (H.L. Mencken)

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "The Lake Isle of Innisfree," by W.B. Yeats.


Week of April 17, 2006

Academic Calendar Reminder.
Please note the following dates for the closing weeks of the Spring semester:

Monday, May 1: Monday classes meet (King Birthday make-up)
Tuesday, May 2: Last day of classes: Friday classes meet (Good Friday make-up)

Read Period runs from Wednesday, May 3 through Sunday, May 7. Exams begin Monday, May 8 and end on Friday, May 19.

Summer 2006 Registration. Initial registration for Summer 2006 classes is now over. Fortunately, we were able to accommodate all student registration requests -- we did not have to drop anyone from any of the summer courses due to oversubscribed classes.
The registration system has reopened. You may add an open class, or drop a class and receive a tuition refund, through the end of the first week of the Summer term.

Fall 2006 Preliminary Schedule.
The preliminary schedule of classes for the Fall 2006 semester will be distributed no later than Thursday, April 20, outside the third floor cafeteria; an online version will be available on the main Student Portal page. The final schedule and Registration Bulletin will be issued the following week.

Spring 2006 Final Exams.

•Exam Schedule. The final exam schedule for the current semester is available here. You will be notified of your Spring exam number and the classroom assignments for your exams prior to the start of exam period.

•Exam Reschedule Requests.
The deadline for submitting exam reschedule requests has now passed. If you submitted a reschedule request, we will notify you as soon as possible about the results of your request.

•Exams on Computer Sign-Up: Deadline April 21. Many professors allow students to take their exams on computer (either lab computers or students' own laptops, or both). Registration for taking exams on computer is now open and runs through Friday, April 21. To register, log onto your Webmail account, click on the Web for Students icon, and navigate to the appropriate form.

•Availability of Professors' Old Exams. Many professors make their old exams available for students to review. Exams dating from 1992 and before are bound in volumes available in the 10th floor reading room in the Library. Exams after 1992 are available online by going to http://library.kentlaw.edu/Services/students.htm, clicking on the Exams Database link on the left, and then clicking on the link indicated there.

Teaching Evaluations. Teaching evaluations will be distributed in the coming weeks to elicit students' opinions about the quality of teaching at the Law School. Instructors will review the responses to improve the quality of their instruction and courses. The evaluations are also considered as one important factor in tenure, promotion, and compensation decisions for full-time faculty and are used as a factor in determining the effectiveness of part-time instructors. Evaluations are anonymous and will not be available to professors until grades are turned in.

Joke of the Week. Ever wonder about those people who spend 2 dollars for a little bottle of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "A Supermarket in California," by Allen Ginsberg.

Week of April 10, 2006

Academic Calendar Reminder.
All Law School classes are canceled on Friday, April 14, for Good Friday.

Spring 2006 Exams.

•Exam Schedule. The final exam schedule for the current semester is available here. You will be notified of your Spring exam number and the classroom assignments for your exams prior to the start of exam period.

•Exam Reschedule Requests: Deadline April 14.
The Student Handbook requires that you take your final exams at the times scheduled unless you have an exam conflict (as defined below), or you have a "serious illness or other extraordinary or compelling reason" beyond your control. If you have an exam conflict or believe you have other reasons justifying the rescheduling of an exam, please complete the Final Exam Reschedule form on the Web for Students site (log onto your Webmail account, click on the Web for Students icon, and navigate to the Final Exam Reschedule form). The deadline for submitting an exam reschedule request is Friday, April 14. This deadline will be strictly enforced. If your request is approved, the Registrar's office will notify you later this semester of the rescheduled date, time, and location of your exam.

Under the new policy adopted by the faculty in December, a student is deemed to have an "exam conflict" if the student has two exams at the same time, or has two or more exams within 24 hours (e.g., exams at 8:30 a.m. and 6:00 p.m., or at 6:00 p.m. and 1:15 the following afternoon). A conflict does not exist if two exams are scheduled exactly 24 hours apart (e.g., exams at 8:30 a.m. one morning and 8:30 a.m. the next morning).

•Exams on Computer Sign-Up: Deadline April 21. Many professors allow students to take their exams on computer (either lab computers or students' own laptops, or both). Registration for taking exams on computer is now open and runs through Friday, April 21. To register, log onto your Webmail account, click on the Web for Students icon, and navigate to the appropriate form.

•Availability of Professors' Old Exams. Many professors make their old exams available for students to review. Exams dating from 1992 and before are bound in volumes available in the 10th floor reading room in the Library. Exams after 1992 are available online by going to http://library.kentlaw.edu/Services/students.htm, clicking on the Exams Database link on the left, and then clicking on the link indicated there.

Summer 2006 Registration: April 6-10. The Summer 2006 Registration Bulletin, including the Schedule of Classes and information about applying for Summer clinical programs, is available outside the third floor cafeteria. Online versions are also available on the Student Portal page (click on the Summer '06 link near the top), or by clicking here.

Registration for Summer classes will take place from Thursday, April 6 through Monday, April 10. You may register at any time during that period. To register, go to the Student Portal page and click on the Online Registration link. You can use any computer with Internet access, either inside or outside the Law School.

After the end of the registration period, the registration requests will be processed according to each student's registration priority. In other words, registration will not be conducted on a first-come, first-served basis; as long as you register during the designated period, you will have an equal chance of being admitted to a class as other students within your registration priority group. Evening Division students have priority over Day Division students for Summer registration. Within divisions, registration priority is based on anticipated graduation date, with the earliest graduation date having the highest priority.

To learn what classes you have been admitted into, you must check the Online Registration site on or after Wednesday, April 12. Registering for a class during the initial registration period is no guarantee that you will be admitted to the class -- you must check the web site on or after Wednesday, April 12 to learn what classes you have been admitted to.

Fall 2006 Preliminary Schedule. The preliminary schedule of classes for the Fall 2006 semester will be distributed early in the week of April 17 outside the third floor cafeteria; an online version will be available on the main Student Portal page. The final schedule and Registration Bulletin will be issued the following week.

Teaching Evaluations. Teaching evaluations will be distributed in the coming weeks to elicit students' opinions about the quality of teaching at the Law School. Instructors will review the responses to improve the quality of their instruction and courses. The evaluations are also considered as one important factor in tenure, promotion, and compensation decisions for full-time faculty and are used as a factor in determining the effectiveness of part-time instructors. Evaluations are anonymous and will not be available to professors until grades are turned in.

Joke of the Week. "The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling." (Paula Poundstone)

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "somewhere i have never travelled,gladly beyond," by e.e. cummings.


Week of April 3, 2006

Important Information About Spring 2006 Exam Rescheduling.
The Student Handbook requires that you take your final exams at the times scheduled unless you have an exam conflict (as defined below), or you have a "serious illness or other extraordinary or compelling reason" beyond your control. If you have an exam conflict or believe you have other reasons justifying the rescheduling of an exam, please complete the Final Exam Reschedule form on the Web for Students site (log onto your Webmail account, click on the Web for Students icon, and navigate to the Final Exam Reschedule form). The deadline for submitting an exam reschedule request is Friday, April 14. This deadline will be strictly enforced. If your request is approved, the Registrar's office will notify you later this semester of the rescheduled date, time, and location of your exam.

Under the new policy adopted by the faculty in December, a student is deemed to have an "exam conflict" if the student has two exams at the same time, or has two or more exams within 24 hours (e.g., exams at 8:30 a.m. and 6:00 p.m., or at 6:00 p.m. and 1:15 the following afternoon). A conflict does not exist if two exams are scheduled exactly 24 hours apart (e.g., exams at 8:30 a.m. one morning and 8:30 a.m. the next morning).

Summer 2006 Registration. The Summer 2006 Registration Bulletin, including the Schedule of Classes and information about applying for Summer clinical programs, is available outside the third floor cafeteria. Online versions are also available on the Student Portal page (click on the Summer '06 link near the top), or by clicking here.

Registration for Summer classes will take place from Thursday, April 6 through Monday, April 10. You may register at any time during that period. To register, go to the Student Portal page and click on the Online Registration link. You can use any computer with Internet access, either inside or outside the Law School. Applications for Summer clinical programs are due by Tuesday, April 4.

After the end of the registration period, the registration requests will be processed according to each student's registration priority. In other words, registration will not be conducted on a first-come, first-served basis; as long as you register during the designated period, you will have an equal chance of being admitted to a class as other students within your registration priority group. Evening Division students have priority over Day Division students for Summer registration. Within divisions, registration priority is based on anticipated graduation date, with the earliest graduation date having the highest priority.

To learn what classes you have been admitted into, you must check the Online Registration site on or after Wednesday, April 12. Registering for a class during the initial registration period is no guarantee that you will be admitted to the class -- you must check the web site on or after Wednesday, April 12 to learn what classes you have been admitted to.

Law Week Activities. The Student Bar Association has a great line-up of events for Law Week, starting on Monday, April 3, with the Dean's annual State of the Law School Address and culminating on Saturday, April 8, with the Barrister's Ball. See the Law School's Master Calendar for details of all the events.

London Law Consortium: Informational Session. Chicago-Kent is a member of the London Law Consortium, a program that provides students at Chicago-Kent and six other American law schools the opportunity to study in London every Spring. If you would like to learn about the program that will be offered in Spring 2007, there will be an informational session on Monday, April 10, at 10:40 am, in Rm. 170. Professor David Rudstein, who has taught in the Consortium, will discuss the program and answer questions. The program is open to 2Ls, 3Ls, and 4Ls.

Joke of the Week. A guy went to the optometrist's office. "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes," he said. The receptionist asked, "Have you seen a doctor?" "No," the guy replied, "just the spots."

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is actually a set of song lyrics, in honor of Earth Day later this month: "Gentle Arms of Eden," by Dave Carter and Tracy Grammer. (Thanks to Sue Russell for suggesting this.)


Week of March 27, 2006

Important Information About Spring 2006 Exam Rescheduling.
The Student Handbook requires that you take your final exams at the times scheduled unless you have an exam conflict (as defined below), or you have a "serious illness or other extraordinary or compelling reason" beyond your control. If you have an exam conflict or believe you have other reasons justifying the rescheduling of an exam, please complete the Final Exam Reschedule form on the Web for Students site (log onto your Webmail account, click on the Web for Students icon, and navigate to the Final Exam Reschedule form). The form will be available starting Wednesday, March 29. The deadline for submitting an exam reschedule request is Friday, April 14. This deadline will be strictly enforced. If your request is approved, the Registrar's office will notify you later this semester of the rescheduled date, time, and location of your exam.

Under the new policy adopted by the faculty in December, a student is deemed to have an "exam conflict" if the student has two exams at the same time, or has two or more exams within 24 hours (e.g., exams at 8:30 a.m. and 6:00 p.m., or at 6:00 p.m. and 1:15 the following afternoon). A conflict does not exist if two exams are scheduled exactly 24 hours apart (e.g., exams at 8:30 a.m. one morning and 8:30 a.m. the next morning).

New Director of Student Services. Amanda Kastern recently joined the Office of Student Services as the new Director of Student Services. Amanda is new to the Office of Student Services, but not to the Chicago-Kent community. She formerly served as Assistant Director of Financial Aid here at the IIT Downtown Campus.

Students are encouraged to contact Amanda with any questions regarding the CTA U-Pass, student health insurance, ADA accommodations, or the ASP program. She is also available for academic and personal counseling. Amanda can be reached at akastern@kentlaw.edu or 312/906-5247. Students are also welcome to visit Amanda in her new office, Room 310A.

Summer 2006 Schedule. The Summer 2006 schedule of classes and Registration Bulletin will be available outside the third floor cafeteria and through the Student Portal web page on Thursday, March 30.

"The Legacies of Nuremberg" Lecture Series and Exhibits. On March 29 and 30, the Chicago Bar Association, in conjunction with the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum and the Chicago Public Library, will be sponsoring a series of lectures and exhibits "exploring the Holocaust, the Nuremberg Trials, and their lasting influence on our system of justice." One of the lectures, an address on "The Third Reich and the Legal Profession" by Dr. William Meinecke, will be held here at Chicago-Kent on Thursday, March 30, 9:30-11:00 am in the Auditorium. For details about this and the other events, click here or pick up a brochure from the table outside the third floor cafeteria. All of the events are free and open to the public except the lunches each day, the opening breakfast, and the closing dinner.

Joke of the Week. A guy walked into a bank and asked the teller to check his balance. So she pushed him.

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "Lesson," by Forrest Hamer.


Week of March 20, 2006

Joke of the Week. Question: What do cannibals do at weddings? Answer: They toast the bride and groom.

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is Shakespeare's Sonnet 73.

Week of March 13, 2006

No new entries this week.

Week of March 6, 2006

Academic Calendar Reminder.
Spring Break begins Saturday, March 11, at 12:00 noon. Classes resume on Monday, March 20.

CALI Award Winners for Summer 2005. The CALI Excellence for the Future Award, sponsored by the Center for Computer-Assisted Legal Instruction, is given to the student or students who receive the highest grade in each section of each course. The CALI Award winners for Summer 2005 courses are linked to this page. Congratulations to all of you who received the award.

Joke of the Week. Question: Why do elephants drink so much? Answer: To try to forget.

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "Lines," by Martha Collins.

Week of February 27, 2006

Fall 2005 CALI Award Winners.
The CALI Excellence for the Future Award, sponsored by the Center for Computer-Assisted Legal Instruction, is given to the student or students who receive the highest grade in each section of each course. The CALI award winners for Fall 2005 courses are linked to this page. If a section or a course is not listed, that means the professor elected not to give a CALI award, or we have not yet heard from the professor. Congratulations to all of you who received an award -- you should be proud of your achievement.

Fall 2005 Grade Distributions. The grade distributions for Fall 2005 courses are linked to this page.

Joke of the Week.
"When I put on my acid-washed jeans, I started having flashbacks." (Nick Arnette)

Poem of the Week.
This week's poem is "I Hear American Singing," by Walt Whitman.

Week of February 20, 2006

"Putting Law School Grades in Perspective."
If you are concerned about your law school grades, or would like to learn more about how professors grade and the significance of grades, click here for an interesting article by Michael Swygert, a faculty member at Stetson College of Law.

Trial Team Success. The Chicago-Kent Trial Team continued its record of excellent performances in the regional competition held earlier this month. See Dean Krent's section of the Record for details.

Traffic Alert: Closure of Monroe Street Bridge. Beginning Monday, February 27, the Monroe Street Bridge over the Kennedy Expressway will be closed for reconstruction.

TV Commercial Featuring 10th Floor Reading Room. If you would like to see the Hallmark commercial filmed in December in the 10th floor reading room, click here, then click on the commercial titled "Library."

Joke of the Week. "I tried Flintstones vitamins. I didn't feel any better but I could stop the car with my feet." (Joan St. Once)

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "Sympathy," by Paul Laurence Dunbar.

Week of February 13, 2006

Elective Courses Subject to the Mandatory Curve: CORRECTION.
The list published last week of Spring 2006 courses subject to the mandatory curve for elective courses listed one course incorrectly. Prof. Ehrenberg's section of Remedies (not Prof. Cavanaugh's section) is subject to the curve. A corrected list is linked to this page. (Please note: The elective course curve formerly applied to courses with at least 25 students enrolled. At the faculty's December 2005 faculty meeting, the curve was revised to apply only to courses with at least 40 students enrolled.)

Joke of the Week. "Comedy premise one hundred years in the future: 'So, I was at the Rolling Stones farewell tour....'" (Nick Arnette)

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "Dover Beach," by Matthew Arnold.

Week of February 6, 2006

Illinois Bar Exam: Q&A With Bar Examiners.
(Note: Attending this program could save you $450!) Representatives from the Illinois Board of Admissions to the Bar will be at the Law School on Tuesday, February 7, from 12:00 to 1:00 pm (Rm. 590), and from 5:00 to 5:50 pm (Rm. C50), to answer questions from first-year students concerning the completion of your bar registration materials, which are due by March 1, 2006. (See my Record entry for January 16 for details about the bar registration process for first-year students.)

Certificate Programs: Information Session. For students interested in one or more of Chicago-Kent's certificate programs, there will be an informational session on Wednesday, February 8, 4:00-5:45 pm, in the 10th Floor Event Room. Meet faculty and students in the certificate programs, gather information, and have a snack! We currently have certificate programs in the following areas:

-Labor & Employment Law
-Intellectual Property Law
-International & Comparative Law
-Environmental Law
-Litigation & Alternative Dispute Resolution (LADR)
-Public Interest Law

Class Ranks and GPA Cut-Offs. Fall 2005 class ranks, and cumulative GPAs including Fall 2005 grades, are now available through Web for Students (click on the "Fall 2005" link under "Grades and Rank" on the left hand menu). The GPA cut-offs for upper-level students as of the end of the Fall 2005 semester are linked to this page. Please note: First-year students are not ranked until the end of their second semester. Likewise, transfer students and students admitted with advanced standing are not ranked until they have completed two semesters at Chicago-Kent.

Elective Courses Subject to the Mandatory Curve. A list of Spring 2006 elective courses with at least 40 students enrolled, and thus subject to the mandatory curve for elective courses, is linked to this page. (Please note: The elective course curve formerly applied to courses with at least 25 students enrolled. At the faculty's December 2005 faculty meeting, the curve was revised to apply only to courses with at least 40 students enrolled.)

ASP Small Group Sessions. Information about the Academic Support Program, including membership criteria for ASP small group sessions and the process for petitioning into the small groups, is linked to this page. Petitions are due to me no later than Wednesday, February 8. For more information about the Academic Support Program and study resources, please visit the ASP web site.

Joke of the Week. "I suffer from two phobias: (1) Phobia-phobia -- the fear you're unable to get scared, and (2) Xylophataquieopiaphobia -- the fear of not pronouncing words correctly." (Brad Stine)

Poem of the Week. This week's poem is "The Woman at the Washington Zoo," by Randall Jarrell.

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