Office of Academic Administration and Student Affairs:
News & announcements from Asst. Dean Stephen D. Sowle for the week of October 4, 1999

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Position Available with Adjunct Professor Dan Harris.  Dan Harris, an adjunct professor at Chicago-Kent, is looking for a part-time legal assistant.  Professor Harris specializes in class action litigation. For details, see the Career Services Office job postings site.

Recognition for Adjunct Professor Brad Hulbert's Law Firm.  In its fourth annual survey of which intellectual property law firms are used most frequently by major companies, IP Worldwide ranked the Chicago firm McDonnell Boehnen Hulbert & Berghoff seventh in the nation.  Adjunct professor Brad Hulbert is a founding member of the firm.

Joke of the Week.  A man encounters a pirate in a bar.  They strike up a conversation, and the man aks the pirate how he suffered his various injuries.  "Arrgh, I lost me leg fighting over buried treasure in the tropics.  I lost me ear in a barroom fight with another pirate -- he bit me ear right off."  The other man points to the pirate's arm and asks, "How'd you get the hook for an arm?"  The pirate replies, "Arrgh, I lost me arm when a winch tore it off in a terrible storm at sea."  "And how did you lose your eye?"  The pirate says, "Arrgh, I had a terrible itch in me eye."  "You lost your sight because of an itch?"  The pirate explains: "Aye, it was me first day with the hook."


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