Academic Calendar Reminder. Spring Break begins Saturday, March 4 and runs through Sunday, March 12. Classes resume on Monday, March 13.
Joke of the Week. "Hello, is this the Fire Department?" "Yes." "My house is on fire -- you have to get here right away!" "Okay, how do we get to your house?" "You don't have those big red trucks anymore?"
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