Summer 2000 Registration -- Update. We have experienced delays in finalizing the summer 2000 schedule, which will now be distributed during the week of April 10 outside the third floor cafeteria (not the week of April 3, as previously announced).
Exam Change: Civil Procedure and Property. The Civil Procedure and Property exams for Section 2 have been switched. Professor Lien's Civil Procedure exam will now be given on Tuesday, May 9, at 1:15 p.m.; and Professor Hart's Property exam will be given on Monday, May 15, at 8:30 a.m. Note: This change applies only to Section 2; the Civil Procedure and Property exams for the other first-year sections will be given on their originally announced dates.
Joke of the Week. A farmer was milking his cow when he saw a fly enter the cow's right ear. After a few minutes, a fly popped out of the cow's udder and into the milk pail. Looking closely, the farmer was amazed to discover that it was the same fly that he'd seen go into the cow's ear. The moral? Sometimes things go in one ear and out the udder.
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