Office of Academic Administration and Student Affairs:
News & announcements from Asst. Dean Stephen D. Sowle for the week of February 12, 2001

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Courses Subject to Mandatory Curve for Elective Courses.  A list of Spring 2001 elective courses with at least 25 students enrolled, and thus subject to the mandatory curve for elective courses, is linked to this page.

Joke of the Week.  A guy goes to his doctor complaining of a stomach ache that won't go away.  The doctor gives him a thong and tells him to chew it every day for twenty minutes until the thong is completely eaten.  A couple of weeks later, the patient shows up at his doctor's office again.  "Did you eat the thong?," asks the doctor.  The patient replies, "yes, the thong is gone, but the malady lingers on."

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