Academic Calendar Reminder. Spring Break runs from
Saturday, March 15, 12:00 noon to Sunday, March 23. Classes
resume on Monday, March 24.
Joke of the Week. Just as a surgeon was finishing an operation,
his patient woke up and demanded to close his own incision.
The surgeon shrugged, handed him the needle, and said, "suture
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