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Asst. Dean Stephen D. Sowle

Week of October 20, 2003
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Fire Drill. We would like to thank students, faculty, and staff for their cooperation with the recent fire drill. Compared with last Fall's fire drill, we significantly improved the time it took to clear the building. Although we were pleased with how the drill went, we would like to pass along a few reminders:

*Please use the nearest staircase to exit the building -- do not use the elevators.

*We would prefer that you not take time to gather up your belongings -- your safety is more important than your possessions. If you feel that you must take any valuables with you, please "grab and go" -- do not waste precious seconds or minutes powering down your laptop computer or packing up your belongings.

*Once you exit the building, please move eastward down the sidewalk (toward the lake) so that you will be out of harm's way if any windows shatter. For your safety, please do not cross the street or step into traffic.

Joke of the week. Question: What do you get when you cross a helicopter, an elephant, and a rhinocerous? Answer: Helephino! (say it out loud)


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