Office of Academic Administration
and Student Affairs
Asst. Dean Stephen
Week of April 5, 2004
Academic Calendar Reminder. Due to a religious holiday,
there will be no classes on Friday, April 9.
Summer 2004 Registration. The Summer 2004 Registration
Bulletin, including the schedule of classes, is available
outside the third floor cafeteria and through the Student
Portal page on the Law School's web site. Registration
will take place from Thursday, April 8 through Monday, April
12. You may register at any time during that period. To register,
go to the Student
Portal page and click on the Online Registration link.
You can use any computer with Internet access, either inside
or outside the Law School.
After the end of the registration period, the registration
requests will be processed according to each student's registration
priority. In other words, registration will not be conducted
on a first-come, first-served basis; as long as you register
during the designated period, you will have an equal chance
of being admitted to a class as other students within your
registration priority group. Evening Division students have
priority over Day Division students for Summer registration.
Within divisions, registration priority is based on anticipated
graduation date, with the earliest graduation date having
the highest priority.
To learn what classes you have been admitted into, you must
check the Online Registration site on or after Wednesday,
April 14. Registering for a class during the initial registration
period is no guarantee that you will be admitted to the class
-- you must check the web site on or after Wednesday, April
14 to learn what classes you have been admitted to.
Joke of the Week. A trucker is driving a group of penguins
to the zoo. Suddenly, his truck breaks down and he is forced
to pull over to the side of the road. He flags down a farmer
driving by in his van and says, "I'll give you $100 to
take these penguins to the zoo." The farmer accepts,
loads the penguins in the van, and drives off. A few hours
later, while the trucker is repairing his truck, he sees the
farmer drive by with the penguins still in the back of his
van. The trucker shouts out, "Hey, I thought you were
going to take those penguins to the zoo!" The farmer
replies, "Well, I took them to the zoo, but then I had
some money left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies."