Fire Safety Reminder. In the event of a fire, it is vital that we clear the building as quickly as possible. Please keep the following in mind:
•Please use the nearest staircase to exit the building, unless the staircase is overcrowded. In that case, please seek out an alternate staircase (there are at least two on each floor). There are maps in the elevator bays on each floor identifying the locations of the staircases. Do not use the elevators.
•Once in the staircase, please proceed all the way to the first floor -- do not exit at the third floor in order to use the atrium staircase.
•Please do not take time to gather up your belongings -- your safety is more important than your possessions. If you feel that you must take any valuables with you, please "grab and go" -- do not waste precious seconds or minutes powering down your laptop computer or packing up your belongings.
•Once you exit the building, please move either eastward or westward down the sidewalk so that you will be out of harm's way if any windows shatter. For your safety, please do not step into traffic or cross against a traffic light.
•Failure to leave the building promptly, or failure to follow the directions of Law School personnel, may subject you to a disciplinary charge.
Institute on Compliance: Career Chat with Chris Meyer '00. The Institute on Compliance invites all students to a series of informal discussions with alumni about careers in compliance. The next compliance chat will feature Chris Meyer '00 and will be held Thursday, October 11, from 12:00 - 1:00pm in Rm. 305. Lunch will be provided. Mr. Meyer is Director and Chief Compliance Officer at E*TRADE Capital Markets LLC. He will provide an overview of his career path, the type of work that he does, and suggestions that he has for obtaining positions in compliance. Students are encouraged to ask questions. The Institute for Compliance promotes careers in financial compliance, trains and prepares students for such careers, increases knowledge of the importance of compliance, and provides various events for the Chicago-based compliance and legal community.
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