The parties agree that any dispute arising out of or related to this contractual relationship shall be resolved in the following manner, and the parties consent to and waive objections to this procedure and jurisdiction in any other forum:

  1. The dispute process may be commenced by either party filing a one-page statement of the dispute with the Clerk of the United States District Court for the District of Montana.
  2. Upon the filing of a statement of dispute, the clerk shall assign the case to a district judge.
  3. The judge shall promptly schedule a “trial by combat,” and personally supervise such trial.
  4. At such trial each party shall be represented by a current officer or employee of its choosing each of whom shall proceed to confront each other in a “no holds barred” physical contest until one of them is unconscious or dead. The party sponsoring the other combatant shall prevail on the merits and the judge shall enter a civil judgment to that effect.